2005: The Menu

The staff archivist recently found the following document underneath the file cabinets in her windowless basement office. We believe it to be the "menu" (or list of acceptable torture methods) from the first annual Q'punga, held at Hooligan’s over the weekend of February 25-27, 2005. Fourteen speciality drinks were required, with six additional drinks required from the "Wildcards" section.

The Specialty Drink Canon (14)

• Alabama Slammer: Hiram Walker Amaretto, Southern Comfort, sloe gin and orange juice.
• Bomb Pop: Stoli Razberi Vodka with lemonade and cranberry juice.
• Hooli-Cane: Three types of rum, Hiram Walker Triple Sec, Southern Comfort, and four varieties of juices.
• KiKi Colada: Key Lime Rum with pineapple juice and coconut milk.
• Blue Mambo: Malibu Coconut Rum, Hiram Walker Blue Curacao, sweet & sour, lemon juice and coconut milk.
• Bahama Mama: Captain Morgan, Myer’s Dark Rum, Bacardi Rum, orange juice and coconut milk
• French Lemonade: Stolichnaya Vodka, Chambord and lemonade.
• Coconut Colada: Malibu Rum, coconut milk and pineapple juice.
• Malibu Breeze: Malibu Rum and Chambord with cranberry and orange juices.
• Sex On The Beach: Hiram Walker Peach Schnapps, vodka and Chambord with orange and cranberry juices.
• Island Paradise: Malibu Pineapple Rum, Malibu Mango Rum, Hiram Walker Banana Liqueur, pineapple juice and coconut milk.
• Tres Grande Margarita: Sauza Tres Generaciones Tequila with Gran Gala Triple Orange Liqueur.
• Strawberry or Raspberry Margarita
• Mai Tai: Hiram Walker Triple Sec, light rum, Myer’s Dark Rum, sweet & sour, grenadine and pineapple juice.

Wildcards (6)

Iced Teas

• Long Beach Tea
• The Jamaican
• The Hawaiian
• The Polynesian
• Purple Haze
• Deep BlueRaspberry Iced Tea

Ice Cream Drinks

• Chocolate Orgasm
• Blue Voodoo
• After Dinner Mint
• Frozen Turtle

Hot Drinks

• Almond Jordan
• Alpine Mint
• Chocolate Covered Cherry
• Double Dip Chocolate
• Hot Turtle
• Irish Coffee
• J.F.K. Special
• Jamaican Coffee
• Keoki Coffee
• Myer’s & Cider
• Nutty Irishman
• Royal Mug

Martinis

• Cosmopolitan
• Bloody Martini
• Chocolate Cherry Tini
• Root Beer Float Martini
• Chocolate Martini
• Melon Ball Martini
• Dirty Girl Scout
• Mocha Martini
• Razzmatini
• Hot & Dirty Martini
• Apple Martini
• Funky Monkey
• Berry Pleasure