Friday, March 2, 2007

Fuzzy Navel Gazing

John Lennon famously said that "Life is what happens while you're making other plans," and as with most of Lennon's sayings, this is also true of Qanimaliqpunga.

I ask you, friends: what has happened to "Journey Through the Cow"? Whither "Beer Bingo"? Why no "Taco Ticker" or Wikipedia projects? Is it really only technology that keeps us from cloning Joel for the thrill of the hunt?

Why haven't we ever instituted these other projects, when the vile and hated Qanimaliqpunga is entering its third year? Is it only because those other ideas are "good" ones (particularly the hunting of Joel) where Q'punga is an awful, horrendous, and very bad idea?

Are we as a group -- or as a nation, or as a species -- only capable of putting our bad ideas into practice?

Also: Awwww.

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